All you need is McLennon!

They were together.

glasssonion:

theladyaesthetic:

misanthrope1993:

John Lennon puts on a shower cap (or a nightcap idk)

The quality content I come to view

Plot twist It’s a hairdryer

(via glasssonion)

twinkjohn:
““John/Paul AU Collab: John is a French artist, Paul is his muse. While on holiday in Paris, Paul crosses paths with local artist John. Intrigued by John’s bohemian lifestyle, Paul finds himself in a world of art, sex, and whirlwind...

twinkjohn:

John/Paul AU Collab: John is a French artist, Paul is his muse.

While on holiday in Paris, Paul crosses paths with local artist John. Intrigued by John’s bohemian lifestyle, Paul finds himself in a world of art, sex, and whirlwind romance.

The setting sun filtered through the windows at an angle, filling the room with soft orange light and diffused shadows. It felt strange to be in bed; Paul was still adjusting to John’s leisurely schedule of sleeping and waking as he pleased, so unaffected by the real world. John had only just gotten up, inspired, and now his eyes peeked over the top of a sketchpad, roving over Paul’s body.

Paul’s face warmed, his head turning against the pillow. A mere week ago, he never would have believed he’d be here, freshly fucked and naked atop of a tousled nest of sheets.

“Ah, Paul,” John said from his place at the foot of the bed, where he’d pulled up a chair. His heavy, lilting accent made Paul’s chest ache. “Don’t feel shy. You are beautiful.”

John sketched quickly, racing against the fading light. When he was finished, Paul hardly recognized himself in the loose, delicate line work—he was an elegant figure with disheveled hair, all soft angles, so alluring and real. Seeing himself through John’s eyes, he was more than just an average Liverpool bloke. He was a work of art.

John returned to the bed, smudging black fingerprints on the sheets. “Tu es l’homme de mes rêves.”

Paul smiled, his arms looping around John’s neck. He wouldn’t mind staying in bed a little while longer.

twinkpaul [graphic] | twinkjohn [fic]

(via macca-pornstache)

lizzie1612:

Me: I’m honestly not that invested in McLennon

John and Paul: *touch for .001 second*

Me:

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Originally posted by realitytvgifs

(via james-winston)

  • john: ok but what are you doing in a gay bar
  • paul: what are YOU doing in a gay bar
  • john: i asked you first
  • paul: i asked you second!!

pivoinesque:

john/paul + text posts

part 2

(via macca-pornstache)

  • George: I'm cold
  • Ringo: Here, take my jacket
  • George: Thanks
  • Paul: I'm cold too, John
  • John: Well damn, Macca, I can't control the bloody weather!

1967mccartney:

Party time at the set of Magical Mystery Tour, 1967.

(via karinabeat)

kodacolor:

John Lennon, 1965

(via imaginebeatles)

james-winston:

John finishing Paul’s sentences (…correctly or otherwise)

pivoinesque:

“Only by trying on other people’s clothes do we find what size we are.”
— John Lennon, Skywriting by Word of Mouth and Other Writings

John and Paul + Sharing clothes [1/?]

Asker Anonymous Asks:
can you translate the lyrics of i am the walrus
john-in-the-sky-with-paul john-in-the-sky-with-paul Said:

allright then.

Já jsem on, jako ty jsi on, jako ty jsi já
a my jsme všichni spolu
Podívej se, jak běží, jako prasata před puškou
podívej se, jak létají, Já pláču

Sedím na cornflaeku-čekám na dodávku
Korporační tričko,
hloupý krvavý úterý
člověče, byl jsi zlobivý kluk
Máš protáhlý ksicht

Já jsem Vaječný muž
oni jsou Vaječní muži
Oh, já jsem mrož
goog goog g'joob.

Pan městský policista sedí,
pěkný malí policajti v řadě
Podívej se, jak letí
Jako Lucy na obloze
Podívej se, jak běží
Já pláču, pláču

Žlutá hmota, pudink
kape z oka mrtvého psa
Crabalocerní prodavačka ryb,
pornografická kněžka,
teda ty jsi byla zlobivá holka,
stáhla sis kalhotky

Já jsem Vaječný muž
oni jsou Vaječní muži
Oh, já jsem mrož
goog goog g'joob.

Sedím v anglické zahradě,
čekám na slunce
Pokud se slunce nedostaví,
opálíš se z pobytu na anglickém dešti

Já jsem Vaječný muž
oni jsou Vaječní muži
Oh, já jsem mrož
goog goog g'joob.

Expert texpert dusí kuřáky
Nemyslíš si, že se ten šprýmař směje tobě?
Ha ha ha!
Podívej se, jak se usmívají
Jako prasata v chlívku
Podívej, jak jsou zamoření.
Já pláču

Krupicové sardinky se vyšplhávají na Eiffelovu věž
Elementární tučňák zpívá Haré Krišnu
Člověče, měl bys je vidět nakopávat Edgara Allana Poea

Já jsem Vaječný muž
oni jsou Vaječní muži
Oh, já jsem mrož
goog goog g'joob.

goog goog g'joob joob
goog goog g'joob.
jooba
Jooba jooba
Jooba jooba
Jooba jooba

it’s actually horrible when u translate this song:D

Asker sgtmustard Asks:
! english word: maladroit
john-in-the-sky-with-paul john-in-the-sky-with-paul Said:

Originally posted by iglovequotes

is it something like clumsy right? its nešikovný or neobratný

Asker Anonymous Asks:
I call Paul McCartney daddy
john-in-the-sky-with-paul john-in-the-sky-with-paul Said:

Říkám Paul McCartneymu tatínku. .. this sounds veeery pervert in czech. :D

Asker Anonymous Asks:
(Translate please) don't forget to put the sausage in the fridge
john-in-the-sky-with-paul john-in-the-sky-with-paul Said:

Nezapomeň dát párek do ledničky. :DDD jesus

Asker Anonymous Asks:
Gay
john-in-the-sky-with-paul john-in-the-sky-with-paul Said:

Originally posted by koenichthomas

well gay is in czech gay too… but slangs are teplouš or buzna,… but these slang are more like faggot or something like that. so not very nice